Justin Noah’s Jolly Jargon About the New Energy Price Cap
Picture this: On Thursday, Ofgem will drop the price cap on household energy bills, and millions of families will brace themselves for a little extra cost. Picture a fridge that’s the size of a small apartment—well, that’s almost what our swing in price feels like!
What the Numbers Say
- The cap is being nudged up from £1,834 to £1,931 for an average household.
- That’s a 5% bump—but it won’t stay flat. The new figure applies from January to March.
- Starting in April, the typical bill will be trimmed back to £1,853.
Think of it as the price cap’s way of saying, “We’re about to win a new season in the holiday shop!” – but before the holiday gift exchange, the old price cap will make the whole thing a tad pricier.
Experts Weigh In – Dr. Craig Lowrey’s Take
Dr. Craig Lowrey, principal consultant at Cornwall Insight, scolded the market with a dash of wisdom:
“Our wholesale energy market is as stable as a hammock in a hurricane, and the UK’s heavy reliance on imported energy means we’re stuck with rising bills.”
“So, brace yourselves for another winter where your bill drags more than a pre‑pandemic snowman, and fixed‑rate deals are as scarce as an unpressed avocado.”
“The King’s Speech pointed out that global volatility is the main culprit—so we need a shift toward more reliable, locally sourced power.”
In plain English: we can’t keep chasing the wave—time to surf on our own energy currents.
More Tips from Which? – Emily Seymour’s Serenade
Emily Seymour, energy editor at Which?, suggests no one should be paying silently:
“If you’re worried about crunching your wallet with the rising bill, you’re not alone. Talk to your provider about a payment plan that fits, and check eligibility for any government hand‑outs.”
“Nobody wants to overpay, especially before the new cap kicks in. If you haven’t got a smart meter, jot down your reading by the end of December or close. Repeated meter checks are your best friend.”
In other words: let’s put the “meter” in the “meter reading” and avoid paying double for any extra snuggly nights.
Uswitch’s Voice – Richard Neudegg on the Once‑Upon‑a‑Time Price Drop
Richard Neudegg, director of regulation at Uswitch.com, wrestled this to a point:
“This price hike happens at the stretch of the year when we’re all heating ourselves like a little campfire. The current cap is, frankly, a bit at odds with modern living.”
“We’ll need a bigger change that actually rewards competition and protects the household.”
Bottom line: if we want a fair energy market, we need fresh thinking, not the old playbook.
Quick Checklist for Your House
- Verify your energy readings before December 31st.
- Check for government schemes and support.
- Ask your provider for an affordable payment plan.
- Consider investing in a smart meter to avoid surprises.
- Keep an eye on the new price cap from January onward.
With these tips in hand, you’ll be ready to weather the price‑cap wind – and maybe even gain a little extra warmth in your wallet. Stay sunny, folks!
